Archive - Descend into Insanity with Seth

Shall I Compare Thee to a Pair of Gucci Slides?

A lonely real estate agent’s audio-erotic fiction becomes a reality when she slowly begins to realize how much she’s missing out on.

Sep 20, 2023 •

May 2022

Fatherless Energy

Based off a rumor I heard about Leo DiCaprio

May 17, 2022 •

February 2022

The Frizz Monster

Metaphorically, falling in love with the goth princess at the Renaissance Faire is my life.

Feb 18, 2022 •

A Rant About my Saturday Night in Modern Dating

Sometimes you need to be a little over dramatic so that when reality comes crashing back, it’s not all too bad.

Feb 7, 2022 •

January 2022

Serenity is a Shapeless Port-a-Potty When You're Italian

When the man who thinks he's Tony Soprano ends up being your father

Jan 8, 2022 •

December 2021

Ernesto, my Friend

Ever find yourself unable to remember where you first met somebody? Yeah, this isn't it.

Dec 19, 2021 •

October 2021

The Two Ways of Dealing with Pretentiousness

An excerpt from my novel. Jamie is in search of new, actually good music. He stumbles upon a pretentious man at an open mic dutifully named…

Oct 26, 2021 •

September 2021

I ought to just keep a tranquilizer on my night table.

Sep 19, 2021 •

August 2021

Are you cut out for the Chuck E. Cheese?

Aug 11, 2021 •

What Heartbreak is Really Like at 16

Without mentioning the gigantic dead horse.

Aug 7, 2021 •

Jason Momoa's New Axe Ad

The key to Big Bird's heart requires a locksmith.

Aug 6, 2021 •

i hate people who type in all lowercase

What if I did the opposite and juST STARTED USING ALL UPPERCASE?

Aug 3, 2021 •

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