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Let your morbid curiosity take over as you watch me lose my damn mind. This is like watching a zoo animal behind glass. A chimpanzee specifically. They’re literally insane.

I will personally thank you for subscribing. Feel free to interact with me as much as you want. Let’s build a community. A commune. A cult?

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Be part of a community of people who share your interests. Please show yourselves. I need more friends. We can play video games together. Or do typical writer things like wear frameless glasses and talk about cats and coffee and pretend we’re happy.

Couldn’t be me, though.